1. I feel like I'm paying you to be my friend and to listen to me while I rant.
2. You're the reason my mother flipped about a thousand bitches this morning.
3. The facial expressions you give me when I'm being honest are starting to convince me to start lying to your face just so you think I'm happy.
4. You appear to be too busy to fit me in your schedule; which reitterates the fact that you're not here for ME, you're here for yourself.
5. You don't have the power to take all of the confusion, grief, pain, saddness, and regret I have in my life. No matter what you majored in in college.