it's not like after such a long, grueling day of school and work, i even really wanted to see you.
oh, and not to mention i got yelled at by my manager, and basically every other waiter because we were so busy--and don't think the thought of seeing you bringing my hopes up meant anything during that time.
OH! and it's okay, because it's not like i wasn't even scheduled to work in the first place, therefore, i did everything humanly possible to make sure i'd see you.
it's okay, no worries, because it's not like i even told the other hostesses my plan, and spent at least 10 minutes mapping it out so i'd have time for you, and they'd have a number to call just in case anything went wrong.
oh, and don't even let it bother you that i had something planned all for you, and that i even sounded relatively upset on the phone--clearly, this is the BEST THING that's happened to me ALL DAY.
it's not like i spent the entire time talking about you, and how much i missed you, and how excited i was to see you or anything... yeah, that'd be stupid of me huh?
and don't even worry about how i practically gave up hours so i could see you, AND not to mention how insanely impossible it is for us to see eachother right now anyways, EVEN THOUGH regardless of that you ditch me for your friends and tell me it's MY fault i can't see you--yeah, no big deal.
because of course, no matter what, the LAST thing i want after such a horrible day is see you. that'd be silly.